Eccedentesiast, wanderlust and athazagoraphobia. Be nice to me and I'll be nice to you it's pretty simple. Also I survived the Mishapocalypse.
- Rumi (via thecalminside)
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
Some days my faith in humanity is restored.
Omg I am crying this is so cute!!!
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
- my favorite message from you (via writurs)