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Fuck Pretending

Fuck Pretending

Eccedentesiast, wanderlust and athazagoraphobia. Be nice to me and I'll be nice to you it's pretty simple. Also I survived the Mishapocalypse.

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vivzie-zp:

jaysonthedukeofspook:

vivzie-zp:

so I’m rewatching Titanic for like the millionth time, and the names of the two men Leo wins the tickets from are named “Olaf” and “Sven”

it made me laugh, I see what you did there Disney, I just don’t know why.

Was Elsa the iceburg then

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*muffled screaming*

(Source: vivzie-pop, via momwrecker)

"You will burn and you will burn out; you will be healed and come back again."

- Dostoyevsky (via loveyourchaos)

(Source: itseasyjusttolookaway, via lordofalltiss)

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

(via the-problematic-sapiosexual)

exterminatethefuckinghumanrace:

Where Gambit just randomly appears out of nowhere.

(via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

dreamofunconsciousness:

The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.”

“Life is but a dream.”

Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme.

(Source: carnivalfires, via the-winter-stoner)

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

(via geniusbillionairesassmaster)

witchbat:

a comic i threw together earlier because i’m very stressed out

(via rnason)

imsecretlyanachievementhunter:

They’re probably going to make an RT life of them packing and leaving 636 and saying goodbye.
If you’re not going to be able to handle it and you know it clap your hands.

(via vavscrotch)

abrekazam:

fantastic-geronimo-allonsy:

fullmetalmom:

vagisodium:

oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut

absolute fucking walnut

Oh how I’ve missed this post.

(Source: trashboat, via fellowshipofthebling)