Eccedentesiast, wanderlust and athazagoraphobia. Be nice to me and I'll be nice to you it's pretty simple. Also I survived the Mishapocalypse.
Book Quotes: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
As he heard Voldemort draw nearer still, he knew one thing only, and it was beyond fear or reason: He was not going to die crouching here like a child playing hide-and-seek; he was not going to die kneeling at Voldemort’s feet…he was going to die upright like his father, and he was going to die trying to defend himself, even if no defense was possible…
Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy
i forget people i admire follow me and then when i realize it it’s just
there you are
seeing me embarrass myself
on like a daily basis
there you are
- bisexuals cannot enter a building without a verbal invitation from the owner
- bisexuals cannot wade through moving water. however, they can cross over it or under it.
- garlic may or may not repel bisexuals depending on their nationality.
- contrary to popular belief, bisexuals will not burst into flames in sunlight. they are merely nocturnal, and while sunlight is disorienting, it will not destroy them
(my body materializes out of the darkness) fuck that was sick. did I look cool dont lie dude.
latino? more like latiyes. end racism now
it’s the natmobile
reblogging again cause that’s fucking gold.
I’m so done with this planet
she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.
this is sexism, my friends.
This is just fucking ridiculous! I’m sure the last thing she gave a shit about was her nipple coming out while she was SAVING HER CHILD AND THEIR NANNY!
Gotta love he fact that the story is about the nip slip and not the rescue. The rescue is just an afterthought.
this is so disgusting